13 Funny Job Descriptions – Laugh Out Loud

By | April 27, 2016

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My job is to: Spend most of the day looking out the window.

— Pilot

 

My job is to:

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Run away and call the police.

— Security guard

 

My job is to:

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Ensure that stupid people stay in the gene pool.

— Lifeguard

 

My job is to:

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Copy and paste things on the Internet.

— Student

 

My job is to:

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Talk in other people’s sleep.

— University professor

 

My job is to:

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And here are our Facebook fans’ responses:

Shoot couples on their wedding day!

— Photographer

 

My job is to:

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Provide therapy for laptops abused by their human owners.

— Helpdesk at an all boys high school.

 

My job is to:

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Be a professional amateur, always wading into areas that I hardly know anything about.

— Social communications researcher

 

My job is to:

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Be so fly!

— Flight Attendant

 

My job is to:

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To get your message across in advertising, you pay; in PR you pray.

— PR practitioner

 

My job is to:

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Show up even though nobody called me, get paid for an answer they knew already and to a question they never asked.

— Consultant

 

My job is to:

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House people in.

— Property Agent.

 

My job is to:

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Lie with statistics.

— Statistician

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